2008-07-25

iPhone(啊...)

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美國時間6/29,從謠傳到正式定案,從想像合成圖到確定上市的廣告轟炸;Apple新一代殺手產品iPhone總算在美國正式上市。整合OS X跟iPod功能,8或4GB的超大儲存空間以及新穎的觸控介面,再搭配上強化玻璃的觸控板材質跟精簡的外觀,對於現在市面上的各式智慧型或多功能手機來說,的確是來勢洶洶。

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雖然已經上市,但是目前仍只限定於美國發售,而且還採取鎖機搭配門號的方式銷售。不過什麼都賣的網站也已經有人悄悄上架,一出美國國境就殘廢的iPhone拍賣價錢可不便宜。

老實說,我認為iPhone真的很誘人,不過缺點也很明顯。

我認為最大的缺點跟iPod家族一樣,這傢伙是不能自行更換電池的。雖說官方說法電池可持續使用五小時,但是電池是會老化的,到時候電池老化難道要跟iPod一樣拿去經銷商更換整支手機嗎?而且iPhone連SIM卡插槽都隱藏起來了...先不管電池,希望全球版的iPhone上市時至少SIM卡內藏這項缺點能夠修正。

其次,看它的系統架構應該算是智慧型手機,而使用智慧型手機的大多是商務人士,結果它只支援雙頻,對得當空中飛人的老闆們,可能就不太方便了。這或許等到全球版的iPod上市也會修正。 (無聊又去看了一下iPhone諸元,我搞錯了,它已經有四頻。 Orz)

我蠻期待iPhone之後登場的是新一波的大改版iPod。要是iPod下一世代能採用iPhone的觸控介面或者是推出iPhone nano,那就真的太美了!

Jobs,快點秀出你的下一個殺著吧!

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跟PlayStation 3還有XBOX360上市時的狀況一樣,這種網站也出現了...。

男人 請立志當型男!

面對現實吧!




「美」跟男人是沒有關係的。造物者把「美」這項天賦讓給了女人,她們懂「美」也愛美的事物。不僅如此,她們還能用各種不同的服裝搭配不同的的心情把自己打扮成各式絕美尤物,而你總不能穿上一件螢光紅洞洞襯衫只因為你覺得今天的太陽很燦爛耀眼,這是行不通的。(當然,如果你屬於那個會在電視上教男人如何穿衣服的五人組那個族群...呃,你贏了!好嗎?)

那我們該怎麼辦?

我們在這個社會中要怎麼生存下去?

不美沒有女人會愛你啊!...啥?...BL?!別說你不願意,我也不想啊!(...在電視上教男人如何穿衣服的五人組那個族群,你們很棒!可以嗎?)

當然放下你手中的汽車雜誌、機車雜誌、遊戲雜誌、二次元動畫雜誌、AV通訊音響雜誌跟好人專用電腦雜誌,改看GQ、Men's NonNo、FHM、MAXIM(這兩本老實說看了好像沒屁用...)是個不錯的開始,不過沒有那個錢(GQ上一件"薄"外套一、兩萬算剛好而已...)沒那個時間的人要怎麼辦?

不能「美」,那就只能朝「有型」的路線前進了!

終極的救星來了!

記得周星馳"功夫"電影裡的那本賣十塊錢的《如來神掌秘笈》嗎?

這邊要推薦給你的絕對不是那一本!

而是驚天地泣鬼神的----------------

「型男講座-瞬間必殺五十技」!!!!

那天在「真˙他媽的」部落格看到這本書書評之後,我就下定決心一定要奪得收藏這本驚世鉅作,但是去書店怕說出書名問店員會被當智障會嚇到店員,所以我選擇跟一般人買A片大陸尋奇DVD一樣的方式,上網訂。這幾天,書終於到了。

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讓我坐立難眠的包裹

細心包裹的內包裝

接下來就是本體了,你看看,書名把整個氣勢都帶出來了!

"瞬間!!"

"必殺!!"

霸氣滿點啊!同胞們我們有救了!199元真是錯過可惜的好價錢啊!

細看封面型男迷人的笑容更充分的讓人有「信我者成型男」的感覺,所謂「"童叟無欺、實事求是"是我教拳的宗旨……」大概就是這個笑容想傳達的感覺

...來看看裡面寫些什麼吧!

第14技!和女同事外出時,型男在電扶梯上必須化身成保護公主的騎士!

滑行軌道 此舉非常人所能為也,可能令型男長久贏來的好評瓦解,但追逐持槍歹徒時例外。」

看!型男不只是有型而已,遇到危難時挺身當然而出也是必要的!

帥!

第39技!以背影來表現男人受歡迎的基本要素-男人味、性感和純真!

白襯衫和結實肌肉的合奏 雙手抱胸將胸口的襯衫抓緊,也可以製造魁梧的背影。」

勁!

第42技!如同餐桌禮儀般,吃藥也有吃藥禮儀的貴族吃藥法!

不只是為了表演用的<狙擊法> 用手抓或直接從包裝倒入口中,是與高尚完全沾不上邊的土匪行徑。順帶一提,一次發射二、三顆叫散彈槍,連續發射叫機關槍。」

威!

太讚了啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!

諸君,別再遲疑了!只要依照書中傳授的瞬間必殺五十技照本宣科,將自己的格調改造成蠢蛋紳士,並沒有想像中的那麼難!就算你是大澤木 大鐵,也一樣有救!

OL!GET YOU!!!!

Get Ya Umbrellas Out

Chamillionaire - Get Ya Umbrellas Out


[Intro: Chamillionaire]
(Cheah, cheah, cheah, cheah)
(Chamillitary mayne)
We just warmin up though
(Cheah, cheah, cheah, cheah)
(Chamillitary mayne)
Yeah, yeah, let me get ready
(Cheah, cheah, cheah, cheah)
(Chamillitary mayne)
Mixtape Messiah Part 2 is what you tuned into
Until we get to Mixtape Messiah Part 20, lets go

[Chorus x2: Chamillionaire]
I'm like a legit criminal doin dirt in the underground
Everybody smilin, I'm knowin it's cause I run it now
'Bout to bring the rain, just so they know how the thunder sound
Cheah, cheah, get ya umbrellas out

[Verse 1: Chamillionaire]
You ain't never been a baller, ya always livin to be
Money ain't tall. all of y'all is my Mini Mes
Picture y'all, ever doin it big as me
Slimmer than the chances of y'all gettin rid of me
Uh, uh, take it easy on 'em (take it easy on 'em)
Uh, uh, now 'Don't Hurt 'Em Hammer' ('Don't Hurt 'Em Hammer')
Uh, uh, now take it easy on 'em (I c*** the hammer, bam)
Uh, uh, now 'Don't Hurt 'Em Hammer'

Yeah, the Air Forces with the suit, but does that make me a weirdo
Took out the grill, they no longer see how the grill glow
I hear ya talkin but it's hard for me to hear though
Hearin gettin blocked by this 10 karat earlobe (woo)
You know me, got 'Revenge' and that was last year
Criminal, all the awards gettin snatched, cheah (cheah)
Comin with Ultimate Victory, now it's clear
That Chamillionaire comin with Heat like I'm Shaq's peers (haha)
I shoplift a rapper for his 'Number 1 Spot'
Trespass for the cash and stack up a whole knot
And then I mash on the gas, gotta go, here come cops (*pppum*)

[Break: Chamillionaire]
We outta here (uh, take it easy on 'em)
Mixtape Messiah Part 2, we almost there baby (Uh, uh and 'Don't Hurt 'Em Hammer')
Until we get to Mixtape Messiah Part 28 (Uh, uh, take it easy on 'em)
Y'all know what it is, Chamillitary mayne (Uh, uh, 'Don't Hurt 'Em Hammer')

[Verse 2: Chamillionaire]
Lookin at my cars and my clothes, black on black's the new thing
'What you lookin at nigga?' startin to be the new slang
Black on black crime and black on black rhyme, all the same
Realize through seein eyes that we F'in up the game
The originators didn't survive, rappers really your bas****s
And the Phantom Rolls Royce is really your caskets
A bunch of babies and ladies, period rappers
The naggin keeps goin and goin with no period after
Hall pass, pass, pass, Screw too it's a shame
Some say the purple syrup was the root of the blame
Some call it a Screw, so people remember the name
The rest sellin tapes screwed, tryna eat off his fame
Now I use half of my mind capacity, smarter people just have to be
Sarcastic critics ain't gettin it, if you laugh at me
I'm from the south, where your mouth will make you a casualty
Criticizin me, but your snap dancin to 'Laffy T'
Yeah, yeah, anywhere on the planet
I seen you all doin that Joc dance dammit
One day I'ma make a classic, if I haven't
Hater is a hateration, the Me-ssiah won't have it
Kill you, they gonna say he was an idiot man
I spit a verse by doin it, the streets give me your praise (haha)
Fans love you in mysterious ways
Major labels callin 'em artists but they really are slaves
Pick a grave, cause every damn one of 'em's like a graveyard
and your just an item on sale like it's Kmart
And the budget you workin with is your pay card
If your budget's low, don't worry, don't even pay for it
Just take it, I hope that you can run quick
I'm a 'Undaground Legend' like Hump and Lil' Flip
Money is the case, yeah, usually when it's switched
It's Chamillitary mayne, now say it cause it sticks
Even with Paul, I never tried to steal all his glory
Never begged Swishahouse niggaz to make a hit for me
Naw, I ain't tryna copy his story
Naw, history is me, yeah

[Chorus]

你的網站能開出怎麼樣的花?

今天上PTT的Blog板看到這樣的一個Flash網站還蠻有意思的,使用方法也很簡單,只要把網址鍵入接著等一下下,這個網站裡的程式就會幫你分析你的網站能開出怎麼樣的花。

我的花長這樣:

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(那個飛來飛去的黑點...該不會是蒼蠅吧?!Orz)

Smokin' Aces

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直接了當的說好了

爛片!

(雖然imdb 6.7 可是我覺得是爛片...)
看片前我先看了一下DVD收錄片段
當導演說這片只花了40天拍完時 我心裡有一種很不妙的感覺

電影開始在解說劇情大綱時
這樣說好了
一開始還有那麼一點點Snatch的感覺 好像還有點看頭
結果後面的劇情就跟拉肚子一樣稀稀的一洩千里...

可惜這片還找來Ray Liotta跟Andy Garcia ...給你兩張好牌也不會用

這片主架構是殺手 每組人馬也都有著很鮮明的設定
不過等到他們真正出場 你會發現電影前段的設定是拿來騙稿費的

就從殺手團痛罵起

最爛的是Ben Affleck組 說真的 我一點都不意外

他是我心中的爛片王之一
所以他在片裡帶的那一組最爛 當然很合理

不過我蠻佩服他一次又一次挑戰極限爛角色的勇氣就是了

片裡他的角色設定是前警探 然後帶了阿呆與阿瓜當他的助手

所謂「大屌不甩 邋遢就是帥」
殺手嘛!沒辦法走路有風的話就是得以浪蕩不羈取勝

...事實上那三個人走什麼路線我一點都看不出來
不僅如此 還演沒多久就被另外一組龐克三人組送去領便當

這樣就爛完了嗎?還沒咧!

Ben Affleck組莫名其妙還剩下一個阿瓜活著
他苟延殘喘的逃到附近一間民宅
被一個不知為何安排出現在劇本裡的A.D.D.死小鬼騷擾然後再讓一個好心護士大嬸醫治之後片尾再跑去把幹掉Ben Affleck和阿呆的龐克三人組之中唯一在飯店大混戰中倖存的最後一人送上西天

你看不懂?他裡面就是這樣演啊幹!

接下來兩組爛喀實在是難分高下
就是袖刀殺手跟龐克三人組

殺完人之後跟屍體或將死之人對話這個梗為什麼這兩組人各要用一次?
已經失去他的新鮮度了啊大哥!

袖刀殺手跟Ray Liotta演的探員在電梯裡亂槍對開那齣戲真的很鳥爛
袖刀角色設定是把自己指紋硬生生咬掉以逃避追緝的暴漢啊!
殺個探員好歹也狂氣一點的虐殺 對開槍幹嘛啊!還死掉搞屁啊!(最後被扛出去的時候 手還偷偷動了一下 媽的 魁男塾的王大人也跑到美國了嗎?)

龐克三人組也是一樣 一開始設定也是搞的好像殺意無限
後來連他們怎麼死的我都不在乎
最後剩下那個被Ben Affleck組的殘兵幹掉那一幕...
唉 演到那邊我已經搞不懂電影想表達什麼了

辣妹殺手組 組裝.50口徑狙擊槍跟提供支援火力那段還有點感覺
後面狙擊手被背襲還有狗血感情戲就沒什麼了


會變臉的那一個殺手要串劇情 所以他的存在因為有必要就不管他了

結局就不提了 其實也是因為沒什麼好提的
只能說我期待的是一片火花四射的動感動作片
結果還不如看蠟筆小新大冒險系列

今天去喝喜酒

可是天氣好熱...。


一個禮拜前收到了高中同學的喜帖,很可怕,算一算已經認識十幾年了,想不到他老大今年也結婚了。想當初我高中導師(教數學)曾經指著他鼻子說他這輩子沒出息,可是誰知道他今天也是個數學老師耶...,好樣的!

跟我預料的一樣,果然沒什麼高中同學出席,因為他跟我們班上好像真的很不熟...。其實我好像也是,這幾年接到的帖都是其他班的,真無奈。過了不久,想不到我另一個同學也來了-帶著他老婆。這個同學的婚禮我也有去,他沒說我都忘了是三年前的事了。老婆有四個月的身孕,也是因為經濟壓力的關係,到最近才下定決心準備生。

喜宴大概兩個多小時吧,依照一般慣例,照樣的有看起來年紀不小的歌舞團大姊穿著其實不會很動人的清涼裝賣力演唱,也一樣的有很勇猛的大叔上台歡唱-我吃不下真的是因為天氣太熱的關係...。

回家的路上又塞車了,這些觀光客真的是有夠討厭,一定要把車開到小巷子裡才爽嗎?用腳毛想也知道不可能有地方給你停車的嘛!

Welcome Packet

剛剛又收到學校來的信了。


裡面最重要的是選課的資料,

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讀書計畫中果然要我重修寫作 噴!(果然是GMAT分數的問題...)

BUAD 501 Managerial Communications 要求第一學期就得修,還得一定要拿到B,幹!

英文基本能力測驗免測跟語文班不用上
開玩笑,我Toefl 613, 當初ESL Level. 6, Toeic 886還上啊幹!

數學測驗免試
開玩笑 GMAT我用數學拿分耶!(噴慘!)

危機分抵掉了 爽啦!
資訊軟體應用也抵掉了 爽!
統計分析也抵掉了 爽翻天啊賀!

...不過以上的科目我全忘光了幹!呣哈哈哈哈哈!(苦笑)

(排頭為準,向右看-------齊!向前-----看!向前看了還動啊!)

新戰力!

出國前總是得敗一下家,更何況這次要去兩年(希望啦!)...當然得先把東西買齊啊!


1. Transcend 4G 150X SD

為了讓我的GPS能放的下美國地圖,這是一定得買的。

2. Fujitsu 2.5" 120G 8M/5400 + NuSlim外接盒

硬碟這種東西容量不嫌大...特別是當你抓片抓歌存檔案已經存到一個之前買的100G已經放不下的時候。

3. Sony Memory Stick Pro Duo 4G

或許你會想問:你之前才買了SD 4G,又買一個MS 4G幹嘛?!你有病嗎?

對!我有病!

其實 那張卡是為了...

4. Sony DSC-T100 (Black)

810萬像素,蔡司鏡頭,5X數位光學變焦,防手振,極簡極美極黑!!(MIJ爽度百分百!)

掀起你的蓋頭來~

好...該唸書了,同學。 Orz

換卡事件

買3C產品要作功課 這是要去NOVA、光華等地必備的常識


昨天去買了一堆東西 想不到還是出了問題

昨天在買外接式硬碟時 同一家一次包齊要的東西通常有議價空間
所以我就問了4G SD卡的事
當然 就算他店裡沒有他也是會幫你生出來 賺錢嘛!

後來拿了兩張給我挑一張是新規格的SDHC 一張是舊規格的SD
新規格的1500 舊規的1800 很怪吧?
我當然得問哪一張卡我的PDA能吃
店員又跑去問 (廢話 錢是他要賺的)
回來跟我說我的PDA兩張都可以吃
那我當然就拿便宜的

回家載入失敗 查MOBILE01確定A639不吃SDHC
今天又拿去換
重跑了一次同樣的流程
其實店家都很詐 我也知道 只是目前換卡為上 而且對方肯負責 沒必要扯破臉


第一幕上演:
首先我們跑到以賣PPC知名的某店家
我PPC在這邊買的 店員也是跑來這邊問的
店長拿了我的SDHC插入 讀不到是一定的

重點來了
他老大裝作好像是我卡壞掉還是有問題 拿了另一張卡試用
我看這種東西時眼睛很尖 他拿的是SD 150X...
插入 當然可以讀 所以他就跟店員說可以啊 你FORMAT再試看看
後來他又跟店員嘀咕了幾句 我就又上樓了
到了二樓 他把我帶到創巨卡的專櫃 就說請我跟他們店員說我要FORMAT卡

...好樣的 想丟包?

第二幕:
就算FORMAT幾萬次都沒用 不能讀就是不能讀
我理所當然的又去跟店員凹
原廠當然不會負責這種你拿錯貨的鳥事
店員帶我去他拿卡的那一家
原來不是跟PPC店家拿的 ...是跟另一家相機店拿的卡 我整個昏
相機店不肯淌這渾水 說要問他們老闆

店員很天真的又帶我回PPC店 反正他要去喬我就跟他去看戲
這時候裝白癡就好 別出頭

第三幕:
PPC店老闆真是演技一流!
這會他居然改說SDHC本來這台就不能用啊!

媽啦!剛剛他不是這樣說的吧!!!!
現在連我旁邊的店員也傻了
店員決定上樓力戰 我猜的到結果 所以我決定在原地等他
他一走 PPC店老闆馬上跟我說你怎麼卡不會在我這邊買?

噴飯!你這又沒賣外接硬碟!我昨天哪會想到這麼多
而且我哪知他挖洞給別人跳也害到我啊!

我只能跟他說因為我昨天想說一起買比較便宜就這樣

此時店員一臉靠悲的回來了

第四幕:
店員說相機店4G SD 150X卡昨天賣出了
他懷疑他們裝死 堅持要找他們店長

可是他們店長下午才會來

...下午?下午1點到下午6點都是下午啊幹!
我一秒幾十萬上下哪能跟你這樣玩?

該出手了

我跟店員說我沒那麼多時間耗 請他直接跟相機店店長喬 我可以去抽根煙等他
店員沒輒 說他願意收這張卡 我說那我的SD卡你還是得給我啊!


最後他就只好在PPC店花了1650買了一張4G SD 150X卡給我,賀翻!
總之我沒賠錢就是了,可喜可賀!

Trouble

Cypress Hill - Trouble


[B-Real]
It's been a while now
Been around the block many miles
Many faces, many places
that I found ?friend's? traces
Where I spend time, places where my roam
Places I can call home
Places I can get stoned
I just wanna be alone
When I'm feelin' in my zone
People want to knock me down
'cos they never have their own
They won't get the best of me
But they try hopelessly
Why you wanna fuck wit' me?
I'm not, what you s'posed to be?
You could not give a DAMN
Coulda just Killed A Man
Sawed off in my hand
But I had to kill the plan
Think I've found my piece of mind
Feet planted on the ground
I just had to redefine, what I thought to myself
It all goes around me and others who would down me
Who I don't give a fuck about, Trouble always found me,
I know used to welcome it with my arms open wide,
Trouble's hand's on the door, but it can't come INSIDE!

[Chorus 1 : B Real (repeat 2x)]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, TROUBLE'S NOT MY GOOOOOOOOOOAL!
You want trouble, c'mon,
You want trouble?
You want trouble, c'mon
You want trouble?

[Sen Dog]
Trouble on the line, all the fuckin' time
Got me contemplatin' the solution, the fusion my wicked mind
Got suckers that hate me but it don't really matter
I'm like a gat when I bust, niggas run and scatter
Movin' in circles, throwin' elbows and fists
You got to be a real nigga in the Cypress Hill pen
Like the critics talkin' shit, but I'm not concerned
A hundred G's for sixty minutes is the bank I earn
I try to put it to you rookies so you bitches can learn
That no-body get tired when it's time to burn
With so many phonies out there a lot of you have been fooled
In to actually believin' that some shit is cool
Take the blinders off and go look for yourself
Fuck hearin' about shit from somebody else
I'm down for myself, I back up myself
Put in all on the line make sure that I'M FELT!

[Chorus 1 (Repeat 2x)]

[B-Real] Nooooo!

[scratching interlude]

[B-Real]
Look, the wall's closin' in
and my shoe's wearin' thin
Had to be the biggest clown that you couldn't comprehend
Some hated on my game, said I wouldn't be the same
Called me "Rock Superstar", "Insane In The Brain"
But I know I haven't changed
So I brush you to the side
Trouble's knockin' on the door, askin' jus' to come inside
'times I gotta block it out, no-one likes to talk it out
Trouble keeps comin' and I can't seem to lock it out
Got my hands on the phone, I don't wanna have to talk
If you're feelin froggy, son, then I guess you gotta jump
I can see it in your eyes, you don't seem to recognise
I wouldn't fall into your trap, for many lives to compromise
I'm not fallin' for your shit, you ain't gonna take me there
You can talk all you want, but I don't got your weight to bare

[Chorus 1 (Repeat 2x)]

[Chorus 2: B-Real {Sen Dog} (Repeat 4x)]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, TROUBLE'S NOT MY GOOOOOOOOOOAL!
{You want trouble right now? C'mon
You want trouble right now? C'mon}

[B-Real] You want trouble, c'mon
You want trouble?
[Repeat 4x]

新目標

因為即將又得出國,


所以近來就是一直上網找資料。

房子是一點,不過也只能找個大概,畢竟房子沒實地看過怎麼知道地點跟空間合不合適?另外一點就是車子了,住加州沒車真的會死人。

一開始我早已經鎖定目標,07年Camry SE版,2.4升五速自排,比起國內的2.0升四速自排當然是過之而無不及,加上年輕化又大氣的外表,我實在是沒辦法挑其他車。再加上我還是想改VIP那一套,美國能符合這個標準而我買的起的就只有Camry啦!

原本就不考慮全新的Camry,因為新車價就快逼近23000美金。但是搜尋過中古車價後發現中古車價也不是親切到哪裡去...。只好退而求其次看其他車型。

看過八代Civic跟七代Accord還有Impreza 2.5i之後總覺得每部車都少了一點什麼。...突然我想起了Scion這個牌子。

Scion,跟Lexus一樣都是Toyota旗下的車廠,不過Scion走的是平價年輕化路線,而且這牌子是美國獨佔。旗下產品線有一款名為"tC"的車型,我查了一下規格...

2.4L 163匹

Coupe Hatchback

原廠標配Pioneer音響可外接iPod

原廠標配強化玻璃車頂(前後雙天窗)

原廠標配17"鋼圈

Made in Japan!!!

這樣的車全新空車價不外加任何配備也才快一萬八!

...這簡直是完美!

更棒的是他現在還推出RS 3.0 Pack!

RS 3.0

全車配上Kenstyle小包圍,賽車型內裝,LED尾燈組,加一個裝在後車箱的35瓦擴大機,全部也才兩萬出頭!太完美啦!

...如果再找不到便宜的Camry,我就決定衝這台!

Only God Knows Why

Kid Rock - Only God Knows Why


I've been sittin' here Tryin' to find myself
I get behind myself I need to rewind myself
Lookin' for the payback Listen for the playback
They say that every man bleeds just like me

And I feel like number one Yet I'm last in line
I watch my youngest son And it helps to pass the time
I take too many pills It helps to ease the pain
I made a couple of dollar bills still I feel the same

Everybody knows my name They say it way out loud
A lot of folks fuck with me It's hard to hang out in crowds
I guess that's the price you pay To be some big shot like I am
Out strecthed hands and one night stands Still I can't find love

And when your walls come tumbling down
I will always be around
And when your walls come tumbling down
I will always be around

People don't know bout the things I say and do
They don't understand about the shit that I've been through
It's been so long since I've been home
I've been gone, I've been gone for way too long

Maybe I forgot all the things I've missed
Oh somehow I know there's more to life than this
I said it too many times And I still stand firm
You get what you put in And people get what they deserve

Still I ain't seen mine No I ain't seen mine
I've been giving just ain't been gettin'
I've been walking that there line
So I think I'll keep on walking With my head held high
I'll keep moving on and only God knows why

Only God.....Only God
Only God knows why
Only God....knows....why, why, why oh only God knows why

Take me to the river eh
Wont you Take me to the river, hey hey heyeah

好日子

昨天一早就是好消息。


去年申請了三所研究所,兩所已經確定錄取,但我最想去的那所卻只有備取。原本五月十五號應該就公布是否備取上,但是消息一直石沈大海。昨天一早,依照往常的上網收信,收到了一封這樣開頭的信。

「Carter Scales, Kellee "Admission Decision"

I have included your admission decision below. I apologize for the delay.

Thanks.」

...好樣的,就是直接不跟我說到底上了沒,再往下看...

緊張的要命。

「Congratulations! After careful review by the Graduate Studies Committee, I am pleased to inform you that the College of Business and Economics has recommended your admission into our Graduate Program. In the very near future, the Office of Admissions and Records will be sending you an official confirmation of your admission. University regulation requires that you begin study within the semester of acceptance; otherwise, you are to reapply for admission. You will receive additional information regarding the graduate program via email at your CSUF assigned email address. Please utilize your student portal at http://my.fullerton.edu to check your email.」

喔耶!我終於上了啊!總算放下心中的一塊大石頭了。

不過昨天真的是雙喜臨門。之前我朋友要去日本,託他幫我帶的一個包包昨天也一起到了,真的是爽翻!

底下是開箱文:

PIC_0001.JPG
包裝袋
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哇咧,還有防塵袋喔?
PIC_0003.JPG
本體現身!Porter Black Pattern肩腰兩用包!
PIC_0004.JPG
背面圖
PIC_0005.JPG
與肩帶合照
PIC_0006.JPG
試裝圖

我的Z800i、iPod nano、Asus A639、煙跟打火機裝進去剛剛好!真是太完美了!

Lazy Eye

Silversun Pickups - Lazy Eye


I've been waiting
I've been waiting for this moment all my life
but it's not quite right

and this 'real'
it's impossible if possible
at who's blind word
so clear but so unheard

I've been waiting
I've been waiting for this silence all night long
it's just a matter of time

to appear sad
with the same 'ol decent lazy eye
fixed to rest on you
aim free and so untrue

everyone's so intimately rearranged
everyone can focus clearly with such shine

everyone's so intimately rearranged
everyone can focus clearly with that shine

lost and loaded
still the same 'ol decent lazy eye
straight through your gaze
that's why i said i relate
I said we relate
it's so fun to relate

it's the room the sun and the sky
it's the room the sun and the sky

I've been waiting
I've been waiting for this moment...

記得當時有夠蠢 - 玫瑰色的高中生活之五

我現在才覺得我高中真的幹過很多蠢事。


抽煙,這件事在我高三時,不知道為何變成一種社交活動。

本班高三時所在的地理位置很特殊,在樓頂而且還最靠近角落的廁所。而廁所這個場所呢,除了解決二急之外,也是下課梳洗交流的好地方。而本班管轄的這個廁所,不知道是幾屆前的偉大學長想出來的絕世妙計-把天花板戳破一片,就成了解決煙頭的好地點,正因為如此,那間廁所成了熱門的下課聚會地點,人人也都練了一手好彈指神功。

高中總會有學長教訓學弟這回事發生,正常嘛!有一天中午吧,某幾班找了幾個個二年級的學弟到廁所「開會」,學弟看人數相當,所以態度也不是頗友善,「反正要打就來吧!」這種感覺就是了。雙方人馬也似乎準備開打,正在絕體絕命的那一瞬間...。

中午吃完飯總是要飯後一根煙才能午睡的嘛!各班的煙蟲很自動的差不多同一個時間都到齊了...。

「賴打借一下!」

「...有沒有煙?」「幹!沒有人這樣都不帶煙的啦!」

「不要邊放屁邊抽煙啦幹!」

「...咦?!這兩票人幹嘛在這邊結屎面對看?」

轉眼之間,三年級人數壓倒性激增,原本一開始打算豁出去的學弟軍團,也知道狀況不太妙。之後沒有像立法院一樣發生大亂鬥,隔天學弟就送了兩條煙到我同學班上請罪。

當然,廁所不是只給學生用的。

一天下課,照常抽煙的抽煙,辦事的辦事。

我抽完煙正要離場的那一瞬間,一個慢下課的老師衝進來,好死不死我一個同學嘴裡還叼著一根剛點的煙--在尿尿!

「喂!」老師狂喝一聲,我那時想我同學完蛋了...

「唔,沒煙喔?我這邊這根先拿去」他回頭瞇著眼睛這樣說著

原來我這位同學近視深的可怕,那天那個老師的穿著透過他的近視眼看來...跟我們的制服沒兩樣。

事後因為我們已經三年級,所以我同學當下只被老師罵一罵而已沒被記過。不過他這件事一直被我們笑到畢業。

"Be A Traveler, Don't Be A Tourist."

By Anthony Bourdain.


安東尼 波登是何許人也?

在旅遊探險頻道尚未開台之前,Discovery曾經播過一連串的自助旅遊節目,比如說Lonely Planet (現在在旅遊探險頻道叫Global Trekker),最有名的一個主持人叫Ian wright。節目就是主持人以自助旅行的方式到世界各國去遊覽,帶觀眾去看一些大多數觀光旅行團不會到的地方。自從那時起我就喜歡上這種類型的節目。

旅遊探險頻道開台之後,這類型的節目就更多了。我會發現這傢伙也是有一次無意間轉台看到,從此以後就愛上他的節目。旅遊節目不外乎是到各地去觀光,由於安東尼 波登本職是個廚師,因此他的節目型態就是讓他到全球各地去吃透透。而他的節目好看不是因為節目中介紹的各地風光,也不是因為各地的食物,是因為他的主持風格。

我從來沒見過旅遊節目主持人說話這麼尖酸刻薄但又很好笑。

既然是美食性質的旅行節目,依照一般慣例,要拍應該都是拍當地有特色或者是高級的餐廳。但是他老大最討厭的就是去這類型的餐廳,他恨極了一般觀光客會去的地方--這些都是他在鏡頭前直接說的。不怕得罪觀眾群?開玩笑,他可是對他自己這種刻薄的紐約客心態自豪的很。他的觀念就是旅行就是要接近當地人的生活、吃當地人常吃的東西;去連鎖餐廳吃飯?少來!

以之前幫他打響名聲的A Cook's Tour (他出過一本同名書,有中文翻譯版:名廚吃四方)中某一集來舉例。那集他千里迢迢飛到摩洛哥去,打算吃道地的沙漠烤全羊。但是不巧因為當地習俗,準備一隻全羊運到沙漠去烤需要好一陣子的籌備,在那之前他只能在當地的餐廳度過一餐又一餐。那一集就看他從頭咒罵到尾,臉上的表情也從沒好看過--直到他真正到了沙漠,吃到了他夢寐以求的烤全羊。

美國人大多是不吃內臟只吃精肉。這位廚師才不來這套,只要能吞下肚而且當地人敢吃的,他都照樣來一份。羊睪丸、羊眼球、牛鞭...來者不拒。在A Cook's Tour中,他去越南生吞了眼鏡蛇心,到了新節目No Reservations他還是很愛提這段,不過當時他正在生吃海豹...。

一個在鏡頭前菸酒不離手,髒話不離口,食量驚人,在自傳Kitchen Confidential(中譯本:廚房機密檔案)尖酸又放蕩不羈的廚師主持的旅遊節目,是在看膩其他類型節目之時,一個不錯的選擇。

* No Reservations目前正在旅遊探險頻道播映中

呃...阿伯,沒有就算了,沒關係。

(...頂多我去別家租)


很久沒租漫畫了,昨天去租一直沒機會看的JOJO第五跟六部,可是我昨天怎麼找就找不到第五部,只好先租了第六部的前半回家。

剛剛去還書,拿了第六部的後半時,想說那問一下老闆看第五部在哪好了。很不巧,今天顧店的是一個阿伯...。

這邊先說明一下,JOJO的一到五部是單行本的一到六十三集,然後第六部「石之海」篇是重新編號的,也就是石之海的單行本雖然上面寫(一),但是其實他是整個系列的第六十四集,這樣看得懂嗎?...這...我連要寫清楚都很麻煩了,那我又該怎麼問一個阿伯要書咧?

好歹他是租書店老闆,是吧?

「阿伯,那個這套前面幾集的書放在哪裡?」

(用看到鬼的眼神看我)「...啊你不是才剛剛拿來還?」(指指桌上那一堆)

媽的,我最擔心的狀況成真了。

「呃,那個...算了,沒關係啦,我自己找。」

阿伯聽完這句話,又拿起桌上的那堆單行本猛對編號...他心裡這時鐵定認為我有病...。

找了五分鐘,我放棄了。準備結帳。

「少年仔」「那個你要的書是不是這套?」他指了指他背後的書架。

靠悲,你藏到櫃臺那邊是給鬼租喔?!...而且也只到五十六集,還是不夠啊!

「那你要不要租?」「不用了」「你不是在找這套嗎?」

看來阿伯真的鐵了心想弄清楚我到底是白癡還是傲客。可是我不想被當白癡也不願當傲客,不過現在放棄就輸了。

阿伯,那不同部啦!

...

幹!我這樣回答完全就是把阿伯推入一個更暗的深淵,然後把阿伯跟我之間的心結打的更死...

「嗄?什麼部?」

...濱崎步啦!阿伯,你不要再問了,我找你問書是我的錯好不好!

「喔!所以你要租的是第二部,書架上的是第一部!」

...阿伯不知怎麼的自己定義了一個結論,也好。我不太想跟阿伯解釋整個漫畫的故事結構,雖然這漫畫很好看。我只想趕快回家。

回家之後我發現我沒租到石之海篇的最後一集...。

My 6-4

Mike Jones Feat. Bun B & Snoop Dogg - My 6-4


Cruisin down the street in my 6 4, jockin the bitches, slappin a hoe. Went to the park to get the scoop, knuckleheads out there, cold, shootin some hoops.

Cruisin down the street in my 6 4, jockin a bitch, jockin a bitch
Cruisin down the street in my (who), jockin a (Mike Jones, Jones, Jones)

Well I'm cruisin down the street in my candy painted low (low)
bouncin like a door, with 4 on my 6 4's
I pull up wood grippin, doors tippin sittin low
I'm hittin sixteen switches watch it stop and hit the floor
I'm leanin on the curb sippin syrup blowin dro
the girls show me love when they panties hit the floor
I said I'm leanin on the curb sippin syrup blowin dro
I got the 6 4 hoppin, watch it stop and do a show
First I lean wit it, then I rock wit it
I got a candy apple drop wit a glock in it
First I lean wit it, then I rock wit it
I got a candy apple drop wit a glock in it
First I lean, then I rock, (mike jones)
first I lean, then I rock, (i said)
First I lean wit it, then I rock wit it
I got a candy apple drop wit a glock in it,
(because I'm)

Cruisin down the street in my 6 4, jockin a bitch, jockin a bitch
Cruisin down the street in my 6 4, jockin a bitch, jockin a bitch
Cruisin down the street in my 6 4, jockin a bitch, jockin a bitch
Cruisin down the street in my, (Bun B) jockin a bitch

It's Bun B,
I'm known for slammin cadillac doors
Comin down on that kandy
With them swanger and them 4's
But I got love for the west coast (all day)
so I suppose I'm-a head out to Cali
the land of the low lows
Touchdown to L-A-X and I don't need no car,
Robbie Chino pick me up with the bud and the bar
In the hood I'm-a star,
so to the hood i'm-a go
with mike Jones and Snoop Dogg
and they already know.
Then I get love from the B's,
love from the C's,
Mexican, Asian that's a more of O G's
Throw it up when they see me
and holla Ay Bun
When im comin out as soon as ansy gray one
You might see me at long beach
OR MAYBE PASADENA.
Inglewood i e or West COVINA
a southside ride with the homie big Kun,
car hoppin, top droppin,
the gettin get good when I'm

Cruisin down the street in my 6 4, jockin a bitch, jockin a bitch
Cruisin down the street in my 6 4, jockin a bitch, jockin a bitch
Cruisin down the street in my 6 4, jockin a bitch, jockin a bitch
Cruisin down the street in my (Snoop Dogg) jockin a bitch

Big Snoop Dogg with a yellow paris hiny
with two girlies in the back in they crip blue bikinis
shakin and they jumpin cause the duece keep bouncin
tippin, whippin, thats it, steady dippin
Candy paint drippin and these axels want a sippin
As I shake like a dice game
Cold as the ice age
Mike Jones rockin like a rollin stone
It's Snoop Dogg boy I'm B-B-Bad to the bone
Yea them Cali boyz
We love them low lows
an real car club niggas bang they low doors
and take fo tows
See everything is fine
I'm in the 64
A 60 trail a 59
I love my car
like I love my wife
See lowridin aint a sport
its a way of life
On the real dough I'll tell you how it feel though
If you see me in the fo creepin slow yo

極怒

剛剛才回家,心裡就是一整個火大。




我超恨那種所謂的花草餐廳。

對!就是那種拿迷迭香檸檬草薰衣草入菜,假兮兮的鳥爛做作餐廳。

我不知道一般人怎麼樣,我是聞到這些所謂香草味道會理智斷線的人。尤其是薰衣草。安定神經?!對我沒用!我只會更怒而已。

今天我阿姨請吃飯,我在不知道去哪吃的狀況下跟去了。一看到目的地,我真的想轉頭就走,光是看到那種假到不行的花園跟造景,我心底就一把火在燒。然後一開門果然沒錯,就是聞到那種靠悲的花香味,等到女服務生過來問幾位時我已經想賞她兩拳了。

點菜時我一直處於失神狀態,後來看了一下菜單,他媽的,每一道都是380-400,幹!光看菜名就知道是那種其他餐廳一道200的那種菜色,媽的。而且我早有預感--一定會強調「養生」、「有機」這種唬爛的形容詞。

沒錯!

「隨餐附養生糙米飯及有機養生湯」 幹!!!!!

我只想趕快吃完趕快走人,想不到還有甜點跟飲料...。

...「先生請問你梅子綠茶要熱的還冰的?」

熱的還冰的熱的還冰的熱的還冰的熱的還冰的

熱的還冰的熱的還冰的熱的還冰的熱的還冰的

熱的還冰的熱的還冰的熱的還冰的熱的還冰的

...你看一下外面氣溫幾度好嗎?

「先生那你甜點要哪一種的」「...可不可以不點?」「...我們那是附在餐裡面的」

...媽的,那我照樣付錢然後放棄行不行?

不要怪我態度差,我真的是會被花草餐廳的味道搞瘋的人。

開始上菜。

雜糧麵包+「花草」奶油 媽的!放鳥!

「有機」「養生」湯 湯裡加蘋果...真的,我想往廚師的頭上灌一拳。放鳥!

主菜炸牛排 食用時間-2分鐘收工。

梅子綠茶 放棄吸管,30秒乾杯。

甜點 管他是啥鬼 我直接放在桌上,放鳥不吃。

我現在回到家一整個頭暈想吐,媽的該死花草香味,幹!

I Tried

Bone Thugs -N- Harmony Feat. Akon - I Tried


[Intro (Wish Bone)]

You know nothing come easy, you gotta try real real hard, I tried hard...but I guess I
gotta try harder.

[Chorus (Akon)]

I try so hard can't seem to get away from misery
man I try so hard
will always be a victim of these streets
it ain't my fault cause I...
tried to get away but trouble follows me
and still I try so hard
hoping one day you'll come and rescue me
but until then, I'll be posted up right here rain sleet hail snow
but until then...
I'll be posted up right here with my heat getting dough

[Verse 1 (Krayzie Bone)]

First let me explain that I'm just a black man
and I come from the darkside, so I'm having a hard time staying on track man my mind be
racing, and I don't even know what I'm chasin' yet I been in and out of relationships, I'm
starting to see thats it's me where the complications at, but I'm laying back praying that,
you can't have piece of mind of me, I thought I was right but really I'm wrong, in the end
I was to blind to see, I was in the fast lane chasin' my dream, and then it seem when the
fame and cash came they just got me going crazy lately, lately, lately I been so faded
trying to erase it but I cant cause the drama just goes greater and I been in so many
collisions from putting shit up till later

[Chorus (Akon)]

I try so hard
can't seem to get away from misery
man I try so hard
will always be a victim of these streets
it ain't my fault cause I...
tried to get away but trouble follows me
and still I try so hard
hoping one day you'll come and rescue me
but until then, I'll be posted up right here rain sleet hail snow
but until then...
I'll be posted up right here with my heat getting dough

[Verse 2 (Layzie Bone)]

It's like I'm taking 5 steps forward and 10 steps back, trying to get ahead of the game,
but I can't seem to get it on track, and I keep running away from the ones that say they
love me the most how could I create the distance when it's suppose to be close and uh, I
just don't know but I be out here fighting demons and, it's like a curse that I can't shake
this part of Cleveland and lord, would you help me? and stop this pain I keep inflicting on
my family hustling gambling, tricking and scamming scrambling and losing sight of what I'm
suppose to be handling, it's hard to manage cause everyday's a challenge and man I'm slipping
can't lose my balance I'm trying not to panic

[Chorus (Akon)]

I try so hard
can't seem to get away from misery
man I try so hard
will always be a victim of these streets
it ain't my fault cause I...
tried to get away but trouble follows me
and still I try so hard
hoping one day you'll come and rescue me
but until then, I'll be posted up right here rain sleet hail snow
but until then...
I'll be posted up right here with my heat getting dough

[Verse 3 (Wish Bone)]

I see thangs won't change I'm stuck in the game as soon as I get out it keeps pulling me
back mayne got me doin' dirty dirt so used to this hustlin' money that I don't understand
how 9 to 5 work studied on the streets, hustlers know what I mean hustlers balling in force
I'm tryna make that major league so we never leave never, til' the sun came up gotta get it
nope no leaving no rush today games they play gotta go hard to get what u put in if you fall
off then it's all on you gotta watch what you sign to try so hard but I won't play the fool

[Chorus (Akon)]

I try so hard
can't seem to get away from misery
man I try so hard
will always be a victim of these streets
it ain't my fault cause I...
tried to get away but trouble follows me
and still I try so hard
hoping one day you'll come and rescue me
but until then, I'll be posted up right here rain sleet hail snow
but until then...
I'll be posted up right here with my heat getting dough

What is Your Egyptian Zodiac Sign?

最後一發。


我的結果:

Bastet

You look for balance and harmony, anxious, devoted. Often rash and impatient.
Colors: male: yellow ochre, female: grey
Compatible Signs:
Sekhmet, Horus
Dates:
Jul 14 - Jul 28, Sep 23 - Sep 27, Oct 3 - Oct 17
Role: Goddess of cats, women, and secrets
Appearance:
Cat or cat-headed woman
Sacred animals:
cat

What is Your Egyptian Zodiac Sign?
Designed by CyberWarlock of Warlock's Quizzles and Quandaries

What Vampire Clan Do You Belong To?

心理測驗第二彈。


我的結果:

Artistic and maybe even a bit shallow, you belong to the clan of the Toredor. You have a keen eye for pretty things. The embrace is looked on as perserving all beautiful things for eternity. You are the sensual vampires that you hear people talk about that seduce to get what they want. This clan is the one thought of as being the spoiled sort who want to get what they want. However, you usually work right under the ventrue clan as they try to carry out their plans.

What Vampire Clan Do You Belong To?

The Toreador

The Toreador are called many things - "degenerates," "artistes," "poseurs," and "hedonists" being but a few. But any such mass categorization does the clan a disservice. Depending on the individual and her mood, Toreador are alternately elegant and flamboyant, brilliant and ludicrous, visionary and dissipated. Perhaps the only truism that can be applied to the clan is its members' aesthetic zeal. Whatever a Toreador does, she does with passion. Whatever a Toreador is, she is with passion. To the Toreador, eternal life is to be savored. Many Toreador were artists, musicians or poets in life; many more have spent frustrating centuries producing laughable attempts at art, music or poetry. Toreador share the Ventrue's love of high society, though not for them the tedium of actually running things - that's what functionaries are for, darling. Toreador know that their place is to captivate and inspire - through their witty speech, graceful deeds, and simple, scintillating existence.

What Tarot Card Are You?

在一個網站找到這個心理測驗,有興趣的可以玩玩看。


我的結果是:

You are The Devil

Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession

The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.

Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Don't Matter

Akon - Don't Matter


Konvict Konvict
Oh
Ohoohwooe
Oooh
Ooohhwooe

Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
Cause I got you babe
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
Cause I got you babe
Cause we gon' fight
Oh yes we gon' fight
Believe we gon' fight
We gon' fight
Fight for our right to love yeah
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
Cause I got you

Nobody wanna see us together
Nobody thought we'd last forever
I feel I'm hopin' and prayin'
Things between us don't get better
Men steady comin' after you
Women steady comin' after me
Seem like everybody wanna go for self
And don't wanna respect boundaries
Tellin' you all those lies
Just to get on your side
But I must admit there was a couple secrets
I held inside
But just know that I tried
To always apologize
And I'ma have you first always in my heart
To keep you satisfied

Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
Cause I got you babe
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
Cause I got you babe
Cause we gon' fight
Oh yes we gon' fight
Believe we gon' fight
We gon' fight
Fight for our right to love yeah
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
Cause I got you

Got every right to wanna leave
Got every right to wanna go
Got every right to hit the road
And never talk to me no more
You don't even have to call
Even check for me at all
Because the way I been actin' lately
Has been off the wall
Especially toward you
Puttin' girls before you
And they watchin' everything I been doin'
Just to hurt you
Most of it just ain't you
Ain't true
And they won't show you
How much of a queen you are to me
And why I love you baby

Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
Cause I got you babe
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
Cause I got you babe
Cause we gon' fight
Oh yes we gon' fight
Believe we gon' fight
We gon' fight
Fight for our right to love yeah
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
Cause I got you

Oh oh oh oh oh
Cause I got you
Cause I got you
Ooooh
Cause I got you babe
Cause I got you

Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
Cause I got you babe
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
Cause I got you babe
Cause we gon' fight
Oh yes we gon' fight
Believe we gon' fight
We gon' fight
Fight for our right to love yeah
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
Cause I got you
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
Cause I got you babe
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
Cause I got you babe
Cause we gon' fight
Oh yes we gon' fight
Believe we gon' fight
We gon' fight
Fight for our right to love yeah
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter no
Cause I got you

Tell The Truth

Immortal Technique Feat. Mos Def & Eminem - Bin Laden


[Mos Def - talking]
Man, you hear this bullshit they be talkin'
Every day, man
It's like these motherfuckers is just like professional liars
YouknowwhatI'msayin? It's wild
Listen

[Hook - Mos Def]
Bin Laden didn't blow up the projects
It was you, nigga
Tell the truth, nigga
(Bush knocked down the towers)--[Jadakiss]
Tell the truth, nigga
(Bush knocked down the towers)--[Jadakiss]
Tell the truth, nigga

Bin Laden didn't blow up the projects
It was you, nigga
Tell the truth, nigga
(Bush knocked down the towers)--[Jadakiss]
Tell the truth, nigga
(Bush knocked down the towers)--[Jadakiss]

[Verse 1 - Immortal Technique]
I pledge no allegiance, nigga fuck the president's speeches
I'm baptized by America and covered in leeches
The dirty water that bleaches your soul and your facial features
Drownin' you in propaganda that they spit through the speakers
And if you speak about the evil that the government does
The Patriot Act'll track you to the type of your blood
They try to frame you, and say you was tryna sell drugs
And throw a federal indictment on niggaz to show you love
This shit is run by fake Christians, fake politicians
Look at they mansions, then look at the conditions you live in
All they talk about is terrorism on television
They tell you to listen, but they don't really tell you they mission
They funded Al-Qaeda, and now they blame the Muslim religion
Even though Bin Laden, was a CIA tactician
They gave him billions of dollars, and they funded his purpose
Fahrenheit 9/11, that's just scratchin' the surface

[Hook]

[Verse 2 - Immortal Technique]
They say the rebels in Iraq still fight for Saddam
But that's bullshit, I'll show you why it's totally wrong
Cuz if another country invaded the hood tonight
It'd be warfare through Harlem, and Washington Heights
I wouldn't be fightin' for Bush or White America's dream
I'd be fightin' for my people's survival and self-esteem
I wouldn't fight for racist churches from the south, my nigga
I'd be fightin' to keep the occupation out, my nigga
You ever clock someone who talk shit, or look at you wrong?
Imagine if they shot at you, and was rapin' your moms
And of course Saddam Hussein had chemical weapons
We sold him that shit, after Ronald Reagan's election
Mercenary contractors fightin' a new era
Corporate military bankin' off the war on terror
They controllin' the ghetto, with the failed attack
Tryna distract the fact that they engineerin' the crack
So I'm strapped like Lee Malvo holdin' a sniper rifle
These bullets'll touch your kids, and I don't mean like Michael
Your body be sent to the morgue, stripped down and recycled
I fire on house niggaz that support you and like you
Cuz innocent people get murdered in the struggle daily
And poor people never get shit and struggle daily
This ain't no alien conspiracy theory, this shit is real
Written on the dollar underneath the Masonic seal

(I don't rap for dead presidents
I'd rather see the president dead
It's never been said but I set precedents)--[Eminem]

[Hook]

(Shady Records was 80 seconds away from the towers
Some cowards fucked with the wrong building, they meant to hit ours)-- [Eminem]

2008-07-24

我愛的幾個電影片段 Part. 3

續上篇


10. Lord Of War

這片也是必看的好片之一。由尼可拉斯 凱吉主演,內容主要是一個軍火商人的故事。這片不只本片精彩,連拍片過程背後的插曲也是精彩萬分。跟Gone in Sixty Seconds一樣,我光看片頭就感動的快哭出來。感人片段一樣很多。有時間的話我可能會寫一篇心得(有靈感的話...)。

開頭:

「我是必須存在的惡人」:

11. The Sixth Sense

本片名句:"I see dead people"。最佳片段是最後一幕,這一幕曾在各大電影討論區引爆大量地雷,哈哈!

12. Jerry McGuire

"SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!"

13. Scarface

男人必看的一部片!最後一幕的「Say hello to my little friend!!!」這段,經典!

14. Dude, Where's My Car?

Ashton KutcherSeann William Scott 演出的白爛青春喜劇。這片有機會一定要看一次!我已經看了不下十數次吧?!

下面這一段搞笑橋段,曾經在美國瘋狂好一陣子。

Puff, Puff, Pass (3)

去年,我到了美國。


加州嘛!誰都知道加州大麻也不少,只是看你有沒有門路罷了。

...我沒門路,幹!

就這樣一直等到了快回台灣的前一、兩個月,我認識了一個越南美僑。有一天去他家喝酒聊天,我跟他不知怎麼的聊到大麻。他也很直接的問「你要抽嗎?」,我還沒回過神來,他已經衝出去拿了一個裝著大麻花的真空袋跟Pipe回來...。

辦事效率這麼好...?那,好吧。

這次因為是用Pipe抽的,所以吸入的量也比較夠。我不知道這傢伙是從哪拿到的,後座力有夠強!我抽了兩管,就整個人癱在那邊不想動,還耳鳴。抽大麻有三個副作用-「Sleepy, Happy, Hungry.」,我回神之後,就跟他兩個人把他家的薯片全部吃光光。

很多人都說我長的像毒販,我也不知道人要怎麼「長的像」毒販就是了...這到底有什麼依據啊?我其實也都沒放在心上,直到有一天...。

感恩節隔天,美國人習慣去瘋狂大採購。因為下一個節日是聖誕節,許多大型商場會利用感恩節假期大特價,讓民眾灑錢買聖誕禮物。而慣例上,很多大型商場半夜就開門讓你買通宵。

那天我跟人擠一台車去買東西。其實也沒想買什麼,就無聊跟去的。逛了半天,我跟一個男的打算先去吃個東西,因為停車位難找,就打算用走的。

走了大概五分鐘,對面也有兩個男的朝我們的方向走來。等等,不是朝「我們」,而是朝「我」走來?!

喂!沒那麼倒楣吧?!

對方似乎不懷好意,所以我們打算作勢靠邊讓他們先走。

沒想到此時其中一個男的一個箭步朝我跨過來,同時還從口袋抽出...

一張20元美鈔?!

呃?

他完全忽視我朋友,而只對著我說了「You sell weed?」

嗄?!

...看來我一直以來服裝的搭配真的出了很大的問題

記得當時有夠蠢 - 天真爛漫國小生系列之一

其實這篇應該不會很蠢。


以前我小時候,家裡附近有一個年過七十的老阿伯在擺攤賣麵。他每天都會推一台手推車到固定地點擺攤,而他擺攤的地方是在一條很老的巷子。那條巷子老的程度很難形容,兩旁的牆是土磚砌成的,地面是石板鋪成的,然後巷子頂是很老舊的木架搭成的,在昏暗的燈光下還可以看到上面結滿了蜘蛛網。不過我吃了那麼多年,沒遇過上面會掉「東西」下來加料的狀況就是了。

現在那條巷子已經因為地方發展觀光的關係重新翻修過,而賣麵的阿伯好久以前就結束營業不知道搬到哪去了。不過在那麵攤發生了一件事,我這輩子都忘不了。

我小學三、四年級的一個週末晚上,自己騎著腳踏車去吃宵夜。依照慣例,我點了一碗餛飩麵,整個攤子就只有我一個人,然後阿伯弄完了我的麵就自顧自的聽他的收音機。

我快吃完的時候,又來了一組客人。我無意的回頭看了一下,是我的一個叔公跟另一個人。我那時距離他們有兩張桌子吧?總之他們點完東西也沒注意到我,就坐下來自己聊自己的。

我吃完以後要去付錢,看到我叔公他們在講話。我當時想:他們在講話我也不太好過去打招呼打斷他們的話,而且又怕我這一打招呼,叔公可能因為照顧晚輩的關係而幫我付帳之類的,這似乎不太禮貌。我就決定不作聲的去付帳然後回家。

第二天一早,我媽就怒氣沖沖的跑來罵我,問我昨天為什麼沒有跟叔公打招呼?害他今天一早就接到數落的電話。我把當時的狀況跟我媽說了,可是我媽完全聽不進去。我忘記那天有沒有被打,只記得我當時好像哭了一整個下午吧?而且我媽一直罵我說我叔公一直跟我媽說我長這麼大還不懂禮貌,害我媽丟臉。

過了這麼多年,我每次看到我一些年紀很小的表弟見到我叔公那一輩的長輩,沒打招呼他們那些長輩也沒啥反應時,我就會不由自主的想起這件事。

夜行蟲

昨天,一樣的難睡。


回了幾篇BBS上的文章。

拿起鑰匙,加了一點油,又朝著高速公路前進。

越來越習慣半夜上路浪費汽油。

*剛剛回家才發現照片日期沒調好。 囧>

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Swang

Trae Feat. H.A.W.K - Swang


[Fat Pat]
Niggas betta see a nigga roll
Starched down and I'm rollin on eighty fours-fo-fo-fo

[Chorus]
Swang and I swang and I swang to the left
Pop-pop my trunk and yep yep yep
Swang-swang and I swang and I swang to the left
Pop-pop my trunk and yep yep yep
Swang-swang and I swang and I swang to the left
Pop-pop my trunk and yep yep yep
Swang-swang and I swang and I swang to the left
Pop-pop my trunk and yep yep yep

[Trae]
I'm a swang, I'm a swang a slab, lean to the left
Pop my trunk and show what I'm about so Houston, Texas gotta be felt
I'm a vet, so it's automatic when I be swingin my wide frame
4-4's to 24's I'm subject to glide mayne
Like a pimp without the look but still so fly when I slide mayne
Plus I'm lethal fully loaded, ain't no takin my ride mayne
We gangsta and it ain't too much you can do to stop us
Don't try to knock us cuz these diamonds got boppers tryin to jock us
We the best at what we gon be and these haters know it
So haters hate us to death and I know cuz these haters show it
I only ride alone so they can picture me rollin
And for them jackers thinkin fly, just picture what I be holdin
Them hollow points will make you picture just how fast they'll be foldin
A few of them will have you leakin til you're dead or you're swollen
But still I ride like the law, floatin above everything
I'm Screwed Up Click until it's over, nigga fresh off tha chain, peep tha slang

[Chorus x2]
Swang-swang and I swang and I swang to the left
Pop-pop my trunk and yep yep yep
Swang-swang and I swang and I swang to the left
Pop-pop my trunk and yep yep yep

[H.A.W.K.]
I'ma swang and a swang and I swang to the left
Pop my trunk for Fat Pat's death
I would give my last breath if I could bring you back
Bring Screw back, matter fact, bring the whole crew back
Only God can do that so I'm gonna leave it alone
Movin on, groovin to this soothin song
I'm cruisin along, still got a Screw tape on,
Still in the zone, wishin Corey Blunt was home
Ridin on chrome, banging with my bub' lights on
Ridin homes Southeast of the Astrodome
I'm Fat Pat's clone, his legacy carries on
His heart beat pumps through my flesh and bones
Flippin with Trae, mobbin down MLK
He's blue over grey, I'm tippin sellin duece today
It's dub K, chiefin on some lovely
And we on the Boulevard acting ugly, we gon

[Chorus x2]
Swang-swang and I swang and I swang to the left
Pop-pop my trunk and yep yep yep
Swang-swang and I swang and I swang to the left
Pop-pop my trunk and yep yep yep

[Trae]
ABN is my type of nature, my understanding is ?? stacks
In the back of a Lac on this glass, you're finna see me struttin'
Cuttin corners on the daily basis
Move fast like Kanye West samples when I be chasin faces
I'm on the tip like a waiter when I be leanin to the left
I'm roll the city through the dark with a 5th on bumpers and belts
Or maybe in an Impala '67 Chevy be spinnin
Invisible set display everytime they catchin me grinnin
Off in they face, it ain't too much that they can do to a G
But try to hate me every second due to the fact who I be
And it don't bother me cuz I still be top of my game
Just don't come off inside of my range I might be leavin a stain
Whether my slab or beam
Niggas gon respect that we gangsta
T-shirt and Dickies plus the kicks that I lace up for you wankstas
Everyday is still the same, I be slowed & loud when I bang
And thanks to Screw and P-A-T we got 'em diggin our slang, ha

[Chorus x4]
Swang-swang and I swang and I swang to the left
Pop-pop my trunk and yep yep yep
Swang-swang and I swang and I swang to the left
Pop-pop my trunk and yep yep yep

[Fat Pat]
Love it man, love it man, love it man, love it man

Puff, Puff, Pass (2)

某年十月,我終於踏在阿姆斯特丹的土地上。


我去過一些國家,就我而言,每個國家的空氣都有它獨特的味道。在巷子裡背著行李找下榻旅館的時候,我聞到了一股刺鼻的味道,是從一家閃著詭異霓虹燈光芒的咖啡店飄出來的。

我來對地方了。風車、木鞋、鬱金香,那不是我來這裡的原因;紅燈區,我不在乎。Coffee Shop,這才是我想去的地方。

很幸運的(?),離我住的旅館大約300公尺左右,有一家蠻有名的(我有做功課)"Coffee Shop" - Rokery,當然,菜鳥總是要去有名一點的店,大概會比較安全吧...。

隔天下午三、四點左右,我滿心歡喜的踏進那家店。雖然我知道抽大麻在這個國家是合法的,但是在一家店裡看到十幾個人捲大麻抽大麻...還有人一邊看報紙一邊抽大麻的啦!!---實在是讓我很興奮。

「靠悲,那...大麻要怎麼買?」我心裡想著這個的確是很重要的問題。

好吧,有櫃臺,應該是在那邊買的...

吧?

「...Erm...Got weed?」,我怎麼樣都想不出該怎麼「點菜」會比較合適,只好用電影裡常會出現的台詞問。結果櫃臺的金髮鬼妹看著我回答了一句:

「We don't sell weed in here.」

幹!搞屁啊!種族歧視是不是!?妳看不起以農立國的台灣喔!我坐了13個小時的經濟艙擠到這邊,結果跟我說沒賣大麻?!耍我啊!?

「...You have to order drinks first, than you can buy what you need downstair.」

啥鬼?還要一步一步來的喔?好吧。

點了飲料,我便朝著她手指的一道門走去。階梯延伸到一個陰暗的地下室。地下室裡就一個跟電影院售票口的「售票亭」;繚繞著Bob Marley的音樂,裡面坐著一個周圍擺著成堆的保鮮盒,留著辮子頭的男生。

「唰」,窗口的小拉門拉開了。他叼著一根點著的大麻煙,遞給我一張「菜單」。荷蘭既然以大麻合法化聞名,品種改良這種事當然也是理所當然的。菜單上寫著各種不同的化名,而我完全不知所措。

生命自然會找到出口,所以不懂就要問。我直接了當的跟他說,我是菜鳥,所以請他推薦,他笑了一笑,挑了一包拿給我。我原本以為他會拿我在菜單上看到的「Purple Haze」、「White Widow」這種聽起來帥到翻掉的,結果我看了看袋上的標籤...

Bubblegum

...真是遜的名字。

走上樓的時候,另一個問題出現在我的腦海中...

「靠邀,沒工具我是要怎麼抽?」雖然我有打火機,但是Bong、Pipe是至最基本的捲煙紙我都沒有啊!(我怎麼會知道要這些東西才能抽??...因為我有做功課。)

合法就代表專業。櫃臺很懂事的準備了免費的捲煙紙,太棒了。

揉碎了黏手的大麻花苞,將暗綠色的碎屑鋪在灰白的捲煙紙上,我用顫抖的雙手(?)完成了我人生中的第一根大麻煙。點上火,那個詭異的味道馬上從閃著橘光的煙頭伴隨著煙霧出現。

...我還是沒感覺,媽的!不會吧?!

我立刻又捲了一根,邊抽邊在心裡咒罵著居然到了這裡還是沒反應。

突然之間,我覺得周遭的聲音都慢下來了,而且每個人說話都像有回音似的。我慢慢的回頭看著窗外,黃昏天空的顏色變成融合著淡淡橘色紫色靛色的美麗顏色;感覺有點昏昏沈沈的想睡覺,但是我的神智卻很清楚。

我成功了。

剩下的大麻我收進口袋,雖然明法規定只能在咖啡店吸食,但是我當時才管不了那麼多。回到旅館,隔壁的房間不知何時有人入住,濃死人的大麻味從門縫中竄出...看來我不是唯一會把東西帶出咖啡店的人。

那天晚上,我把帶去的香菸拿了一根出來,把裡面的煙草替換成大麻,然後開心的對著電視傻笑了好幾個小時。

...待續。

Puff, Puff, Pass (1)

這是術語。


"Roll it up. Light it up. Pass it around."

這是抽大麻的須知。是的,

Joint, Reefer, Grass, Hash, Hemp...,我要說的就是大麻。

我抽煙,而且我抽的很大。打從我開始抽煙以來,我就一直很想試試大麻到底是什麼東西。當然,我知道它不合法,但是當你沒機車駕照的時候,無照駕駛的感覺總是很吸引人。

上了大學以後,開始對網路有比較深的認識,也開始跟人在網上聊天。從ICQ(這可是MSN的大前輩)一直玩到IRC。在IRC上,因為音樂錄影帶的關係我認識一個挪威人,聊東聊西的就聊到了大麻,也因為他傳給我的一首MV我才知道,如果這世界真有天堂跟地獄的話...阿姆斯特丹一定是雙方建築師聯手的合作案!!這時我還沒碰過大麻,但是我已經計畫有一天我一定要去荷蘭一趟!

這是他當時傳給我的MV,完全在阿姆斯特丹取景。這個團後來也成為我的愛團之一。

Kottonmouth Kings - King's Blend

某一天,我的一個大學同學不知道從那邊搞來了兩隻跟棉花棒桿一樣細的大麻煙,他很高興的把它們交給我。照常理說,第一次的經驗應該是印象很深刻的...不過很該死的,因為量實在是太少,我完全沒感覺就結束了。

等到了當兵的時候,你也知道的,當兵就是三教九流五湖四海湊一堆,當時搖頭丸啊K他命啊,每個兵幾乎都在玩或玩過。我對那東西實在提不起興趣,連碰我都不想碰。我退伍之後有一次跟他們去唱歌,一進包廂翻開歌本...靠背,歌本封底整片白的K粉殘渣,上一攤唱歌的應該玩很大。回過頭來看,我這幾個朋友看來也打算嗑藥的樣子...,正想走人,我朋友說「我有你要的。」,說完便掏出一包跟茶葉粉很像的東西...,好吧!既然這樣,我就多留個兩分鐘。

該死,一樣是爛貨!我一樣沒感覺!是我抗藥性太強還是怎樣?

看來不去趟阿姆斯特丹,是沒有辦法滿足我的要求的(?)。

-待續。

我愛的幾個電影片段 Part. 2

這是第二部。


6. Heat

這片也是相當好看的警匪片。艾爾 帕西諾與勞伯 迪尼洛兩大戲精在" The Godfather "之後重逢的鉅作,不可能不好看。這部片裡我最欣賞的是這段槍戰戲。

一樣是艾爾 帕西諾這個戲精的作品之一。在這部片裡,尤其是最後他揭發他自己真面目這段,他動作、語氣、腔調跟表情完全讓人感覺不到他是背完劇本再上戲演出,流暢自然的可怕。
我承認,這系列的確都是爛片(第一集是還能看啦...)。不過他們的預告片都還不錯,看起來蠻熱血的。第三集就真的是爛翻(連預告都爛翻!)。

9. Ronin

既然我剛剛有提到艾爾 帕西諾的個人代表作,那也不能不提勞伯 迪尼洛的。這片Ronin一樣是警匪片。我最喜歡的這段是勞伯 迪尼洛用一杯熱咖啡就打倒一個自以為是的傭兵。

...待續。

黃金右腳

這裡說的不是「少林足球」裡的「大力金剛腿」。


男生嘛!喜歡偶爾開開快車是一定的,排氣管的聲音跟轉速表的震動緊接著帶來的那種腎上腺素全開的感覺,是難以形容的。而當這種感覺出現時,踩著油門的右腳,也自然的成了散發金光的「黃金右腳」。

外公以前有一台車齡十幾年的E32 735il,現在已經賣掉換別的。以前我是沒機會開的,不過當我前一台車被偷的那陣子,那時常常有機會開這部735代步,也常常禁不住BMW特有的橘色儀表板燈光的誘惑而使出我的「黃金右腳」。

記得有一次在高速公路上遇到兩台E38 7er在互咬,其中一台還裝上AC Schnitzer的空力套件,...既然大家都是BMW又都是7er,差只差在我開的是上一個世代然後排氣量可能沒他們大,很自然的-我就大腳油門追了。沿途時速是在160-200 km/hr上下,很危險,我知道。不過好爽~!

那次代價是一張165 km/hr,要價3000元的照片。

E32是十幾年前的車,自然很多零件都耗損的差不多了,最危險的是有可能會在你意想不到的時候,最不可能壞掉的零件壞掉。

一個晚上,我又開著那台車,經過回家路上必經的一條橋。那時已經很晚了,橋上都沒車,而我也確定沒有測速照相這東西。

那...加速吧!?

轉速拉到5000轉,時速表沒兩下就指著170 km/hr。車老歸老,大排氣量還是有他厲害的地方。哇哈哈哈哈哈!

「碰!」

靠邀!不會吧!爆胎?!

也不是啊,時速170爆胎我也準備投胎了吧?!

我趕緊踩下煞車減速,一邊還想著車上有什麼是會「爆」的...,等到了橋的盡頭要轉彎時,我終於知道哪裡出狀況了。

答案是:動力方向盤的機構爆了。下場轉彎時方向盤整個重到跟銲死在車上一樣。

我怎麼也想不透,為什麼會壞那個零件。不過真的算我我命大,橋是直的,不然...。事後轉彎轉得滿頭大汗才回到家還有被發現我把車開壞已經不算什麼了。

我愛的幾個電影片段 Part. 1

底下非按照喜愛順序排列。


1. Gone in Sixty Seconds

這部片我很喜歡兩個片段:開頭主題曲的時候跟後面去偷法拉利那段。偷法拉利那段的節奏真的是...太性感了。我愛死開頭主題曲那段的拍攝手法,去電影院看的時候我差點哭出來,沒騙人!可惜網路上找不到偷法拉利那段的片段。

這片在我心目中絕對在TOP 10以內,第一次看到丹佐 華盛頓演壞人精湛的表現,超棒的。 喜歡的片段是他不管號誌橫越馬路去開車那段,霸氣十足啊!(另外的原因是我喜歡Lowrider...)。
預告片
F-18被地對空飛彈擊落那段慢動作太刺激啦!
另一部我認為不可錯過的絕妙佳作。除了卡司堅強(布萊德 彼特),最值得一提的就是導演蓋 瑞奇(瑪丹娜老公)的拍攝手法。這部片子由無數的巧合串連成一段精彩的喜劇(動作片?)。這片裡精彩的片段太多了,很難挑出最喜歡的。
很多人說被翻拍的"Open Your Eyes"比起Vanilly Sky好看很多,不論如何,我一直都覺得Vanilla Sky最後這段很感人...。
...待續。

怪癖

剛剛下雨了。


一直從新聞上聽到梅雨季的消息,但是就是等不到雨滴落下。

下雨前,空氣中都會有一股特殊的味道,我很喜歡聞那個味道。

剛剛門口出現了成群的水蟻,看來下雨的日子還會持續好一陣子。

Click, Click, Boom!

Saliva - Click Click Boom!



Come on, Come on!

Come on, Come on!

All those Saturdays, when kids go out and play
Yo I was up in my room I let the stereo blaze
Wasn't faded, not jaded, just a kid with a pad and pen
And a big imagination
All this, I seek, I find I push the envelope to the line
Make it, break it
Take it, until I’m overrated!

Click Click Boom!
I'm comin' down on the stereo, hear me on the radio
Click Click Boom!
I'm comin' down with the new style and you know it's buck wild
Click Click Boom!
I'm on the radio station TOUR around the nation leaving the scene in devastation

What the hell is wrong with me?
My mom and dad weren't perfect
But still you don't hear no cryin' ass bitchin' from me
Like there seems to be on everybody's CD
So just sit back and relax
And let me have your head for a minute
I can show you somethin' in it
That has yet to be preceded, oh yeah!

Click Click Boom!
I'm comin' down on the stereo, hear me on the radio
Click Click Boom!
I'm comin' down with the new style and you know it's buck wild
Click Click Boom!
I'm on the radio station Tour around the nation,
Leavin' the scene in devastation

Why have I clouded up my mind
Why's my mother always right
And will I make it to the end
Or will I crawl away and die
Click Click Boom!
Click Click Boom!
Click Click Boom!
Click Click Boom!

All those Saturdays, when kids go out and play
Yo I was up in my room I let the stereo blaze
Those Saturdays, when kids go out and play
Yo I was up in my room I let the stereo blaze

It's all inside of me
It's all inside of me
It's all inside of me
It's all inside of my head
It's all inside of me
It's comin' over me
It's all inside of me
It's all inside my head!
Yeah!

Click Click Boom!
I'm comin' down on the stereo, hear me on the radio
Click Click Boom!
I'm comin' down with the new style and you know it's buck wild
Everybody, everybody come on!

Come on, comon
Everybody come on!
Come on, comon
Click Click Boom!
Come on, comon
Everybody come on!
Come on, comon
Click Click Boom!
Come on, comon
Everybody come on!
Come on, comon
Click Click Boom!
Come on, comon
Everybody come on!
Come on, comon
Click Click Boom!

推薦一個看圖的好網站

其實我蠻佩服會電腦繪圖的人,


之前曾經想玩過,但是光看到那一堆繁複的手續跟功能介面我就快昏了...。

無意間逛到這個網站 deviantART ,裡面有數以萬計的圖。不管是電腦繪圖、手繪圖還是噴畫、藝術照,應有盡有。 有空的可以去看看。

見敵必殺

Hellsing,中譯厄夜怪客


內容是英國國教騎士團培養的吸血鬼王與殘餘納粹「最後的大隊」吸血鬼軍團對戰的故事。

漫畫由東立出版,目前出到第八集。動畫分為電視版跟劇場版。之前曾經看過電視版,前兩集還跟原著故事差不了多少,到後面整個莫名其妙...。去年宣布發行劇場版的計畫。劇場版真的比電視版好上幾百萬倍,不僅內容與原著相符,一些在書中無法表現的大魄力場面,透過劇場版的精彩表現,看起來超過癮的。

Lowrider For Life

上一篇提到了日本VIP CAR的改裝。


這篇來說說另一種我也很喜歡的改裝法: Lowrider。

這類改裝的基本觀念是在車後箱裝上強力的油壓幫浦來推動經過特殊改裝的避震器,使車輛造成彈跳的效果。使用的車種範圍很廣泛,一般在玩這種的大多是美國的老黑跟老墨,近幾年日本人也開始玩。

基本改裝車款是六幾年的大型美製車款為主配上強力的油壓幫浦、特殊改裝的避震器及13"電鍍鋼絲圈。很多美國的MV及電影都常常會出現。

要詳細解說太麻煩了,看片段比較快。

MV: Ice Cube - Chrome & Paint

MV: Dr. Dre - Still D.R.E

Rock Star(Grand Theft Auto的開發公司)製作的紀錄片 Sunday Driver

其他一些玩家拍的片段。

VIP For Life

車是男人的第二生命。




改裝這回事,我想大多數的男人都會想在車上動手腳。 小從貼貼紙,大到換引擎、異種移植都有人會做。

山道專用、高速暴走仕樣、音壓車、Hi-Tech 3C裝備車、歐洲公路勁裝猛獸、新好男人溫馨家庭車...等都有人玩。我最喜歡(最想改)的就是日本VIP CAR風格。

這種改法基本上要用大型的黑色或白色(日本有其他阿撒不魯的怪色,這不討論)四門房車(LEXUS LS、CEFIRO、TEANA之類的)為基底...其實K-CAR(SOLIO那種的),VAN(PREVIA、PREMACY、WISH那種的)也可以啦!總之就是車身降到極低,再加上特別貼地的前中後大包圍跟20"+的大J數鋼圈配上鬼Camber(超誇張傾角),氣勢百分百,這才是男人的浪漫啊!台灣目前也有一些人在玩這套,不過路上能見度好像不高。

日本改VIP最有名的就是Junction Produce這家。年初去看了東京改裝車展,就是特地去找這家的展場。

Junction Produce攤位

(JP 攤位)

這些車都有一個共通點,就是車內照後鏡的位置都會掛上兩樣裝飾品,分別是菊結金綱,這是VIP CAR改裝的必備要件。當然我也買了一組回家裝在我的車上過過癮...(沒辦法,我的車是休旅車,沒錢換車、沒錢大改也沒膽大降懸吊),想不到兩個小裝飾品價格居然貴到嚇死人!...總有一天我會買到一台房車來玩VIP的。

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想看看VIP CAR實際在路上跑的狀況還可以參考以下的兩個影片。

想買DC

有的時候會有這種購物的衝動,

我不知道別人會不會這樣,

但是這種事常常發生在我身上...。




我平常一開電腦,除了收信上BBS之外,最常去的網站就是Mobile01這個可怕的3C敗家網站。

那天就在那站上看到了Sony新出的T20T100系列。姑且不論其他網站一直以來上對Sony出的T系列相機功能抱持著不看好的態度,但是我個人覺得T20/T100的外型真的是超級讚,Sony果然是賣外型的高手。

目前的問題是到底要挑T20白還是T100黑...。 Orz