2008-12-27

這學期...

「挖逼把郎卡zin金,挖逼把郎卡怕bia,wi瞎瞇wi瞎瞇哇比把郎卡pai mia...」

                                                                                                                           by 阿吉仔

 

自從第一學期之後,我連著兩個學期天天都想唱這首歌。

苦命如我,第一個學期不知道被哪方怪力亂神婊到,在要求平均成績得保持在B的狀況下居然硬食了個C

給了我兩個學期的時間補破網,時間上看起來相當充足...

 

 

 

 

幹他媽的狗屁!!!!!!

C要用A才能補,糙他媽的A有多難拿啊!

不僅如此,第二學期我又被我這一生中的強敵--會計給婊到。

延續大學四修的輝煌歷史,幹他會計的我又拿了個B-!!!

這根本是雪上加霜體絕命生死一瞬間呀!

GPA又更低了慘!

如果說我整天跑CLUB不務正業那我認了,

他媽的我第二學期已經被人家當成住在圖書館了啊!!!!

現在只剩一學期可以拼了。再沒過我想我就真的會轉職去當恐怖份子。

 

 

所以這學期,我完全處在豁出這條命的狀況,

平均回家的時間點都差不多是凌晨兩點,不知捐了多少錢給星巴克,止痛藥更已經當維他命在吞。

上禮拜成績出來...很害怕的登入帳號去查,

 

 

 

Organizational Behavior: B

Finance: A-!!!!

Marketing: A!!!!

 

感謝佛祖阿拉上帝!過關啦!!!!!

我不用被遣返啦!也不用去當恐怖份子啦!!!!!!!

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以上就是我今年幫自己買一台Vaio的理由(誤)

2008-12-26

啊那個...我真的是為了要唸書才買的...

美國留學生的三神器:「車,行動電話,跟筆記型電腦」,這三樣東西基本上缺任何一樣你就別想混了。身為其中的一份子,當然我也有一台。

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這台是我當初出國前購入的ASUS W3V,已經陪我在邪惡米帝的旗幟下闖蕩數年。在我數年來的強力摧殘之下,目前的狀況有電池已經變成單純的承載物,連只插AC都會自動斷電給我看然後連開機都不給開(還好這狀況發生時,拎背已經考完期末考了),硬碟掛點過一顆(看我唸書有多認真...),觸控板有時也會配合AC來個相應不理。雖然這台電腦有很多回憶,但是我實在沒那個心臟跟它拼,要是在哪個有點空虛寂寞有點冷的夜裡趕報告的當下來個燦爛的斷電...我就真的可以跟它一起殉情了。

總之在期末考之後,我就開始探尋新一代接班人的資料。

最初的考量是搜一台現在很流行的迷你小筆電,因為攜帶方便然後不貴。不過跟同學借來把玩過之後,以我的使用量來看是很不實用的,雖然是真的很方便。

我承認我很膚淺,外觀我不喜歡的話內容再好我也買不下去,所以就先從實機外觀做初步篩選。實地勘查的結果,HP那種一堆快捷鍵跟藍光指示燈的設計實在是不太能讓我接受,Dell跟IBM嘛...嗯...算了。

ASUS跟ACER這兩牌我寧願在台灣買也不要在米國買。最後剩下的就是...

 

 

 

...Sony跟Toshiba?!

 

 

 

等等,我真的要買日系筆電嗎?

 

 

...我是真的很想買呀!XD

 

確認品牌之後就快快樂樂的回家開始做更進一步的篩選。

逛了Toshiba的網站,覺得現在目前他家線上的主力產品實在提不起我什麼興趣。那候選人就只剩Sony。

在Sony網站看了半天,覺得SR跟CS這兩系列蠻符合我的需求的。下一步就是開始比價啦!

剛好現在是聖誕節時期,加上今年的慘澹經濟狀況,對我而言米國今年的聖誕折扣是非常讚的。

聖誕折扣,學生優惠專案加上網路上搜來的折價碼,搭配上超爽的免運費(還兩天內送到!),我總共可以省下六百美金!五告送啦!

 

 

 

最後的結果就是...

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在前兩天一個大雨的下午,一個髒髒的紙箱送到我家了。

 

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...這個保護感覺真的很隨便...

 

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驗一下正身

 

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確認封條

然後就可以開箱啦!呀呼!

 

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附件包

 

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內附的AC變壓器跟一顆電池

 

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文件包,Sony字樣要反光才看得到,很難拍。

 

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內含阿哩阿雜的文件

接下來就是主角要出現啦!!!!

 

 

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...包成這樣真的是有夠醜啊幹!

 

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那個標籤真的是超礙眼

 

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喔耶~!Vaio!!!!

 

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吱吱!

 

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功能標籤

 

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觸感超讚的觸控板跟指紋辨識介面

 

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HDMI輸出...可是我沒HDTV呀幹!

 

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130萬像素的鏡頭

 

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讓我捨CS就SR之一的原因:超美型的綠光電源指示燈!

以上是粗略的開箱文,這幾天會補上使用感跟一些目前的應用方式。目前來說,我是用的蠻滿意的,哈哈!

2008-11-09

In Your Eyes - Peter Gabriel

love I get so lost, sometimes days pass and this emptiness fills my heart
when I want to run away
I drive off in my car
but whichever way I go
I come back to the place you are
all my instincts, they return
and the grand facade, so soon will burn
without a noise, without my pride
I reach out from the inside
in your eyes
the light the heat
in your eyes
I am complete
in your eyes
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
in your eyes
the resolution of all the fruitless searches
in your eyes
I see the light and the heat
in your eyes
oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light
the heat I see in your eyes
love, I don't like to see so much pain
so much wasted and this moment keeps slipping away
I get so tired of working so hard for our survival
I look to the time with you to keep me awake and alive
and all my instincts, they return
and the grand facade, so soon will burn
without a noise, without my pride
I reach out from the inside
in your eyes
the light the heat
in your eyes
I am complete
in your eyes
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
in your eyes
the resolution of all the fruitless searches
in your eyes
I see the light and the heat
in your eyes
oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light,
the heat I see in your eyes
in your eyes in your eyes
in your eyes in your eyes
in your eyes in your eyes

2008-10-02

怒問天的早晨

最近已經忙到真的是日夜顛倒...

早上六點多的時候收到第一通簡訊

Patrick:我們今天要討論報告嗎?

簡訊聲音讓貓以為我起床了 所以開始來盧洨要吃飯
不管貓繼續賴床

第二通簡訊 7:35

Shannon:等一下九點請到火車站接我

...媽的 這堆老外是怎樣?他們五點起床練太極嗎?
貓繼續在我床上奔來奔去
我繼續堅守賴床陣線

因為Patrick的混蛋簡訊是一口氣發給全組
7:40 第三通簡訊

Tammy:那我們幾點要討論

...
同時間 貓真的是卯起來盧
我決定發通簡訊然後打算繼續瞇

我:呃,我還在睡覺耶,你們自己決定好再跟我說好了

"這樣應該可以爭取個十五分鐘吧"

我還在這樣想
CROWS-ZERO的主題曲就響起來 媽的 電話來了

Tammy:Gerald, 你知道為什麼Shannon五點要搭火車回家嗎?

......





...感覺真的超無奈的

2008-09-05

[硬漢廚房] 薑汁燒肉

那天開冰箱盤算著晚上要吃什麼才好,

突然發現之前買來準備要做馬鈴薯燉肉的豬肉片還躺在冷凍庫裡、味醂連開都沒開,

嗯,說實在的…

 

這種熱的要死的鬼天氣,神經病才會吃燉肉!

 

所以再一次感謝PTT的Cookclub板,讓我找到了一道可以解決豬肉片又可以下飯而且好做的菜。

 

準備材料:

豬里肌肉

洋蔥1/2個切片

薑 醬油1大匙 酒1大匙 味醂1大匙 糖1大匙

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製作過程:

第一步就是磨薑泥搾薑汁。

老實說,這應該是這道菜最難的一個步驟。

不過這次我準備了兩個神器來準備這道菜,所以感覺好很多。

 

鏘鏘鏘!

榨汁器跟量匙!!!!

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這個量匙看起來雖然很鳥,不過功能完全正常五告讚!

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(助硬漢廚房脫離」目測法」的法器?)

離題太遠,總之榨薑汁。搾完汁之後把薑渣混進薑汁裡,同時加入醬油、糖、酒、味醂。

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然後醃肉,板上的作者建議醃十五到三十分鍾。

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等肉入味的同時,開始炒洋蔥。炒到變軟之後起鍋備用。

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然後先炒肉片。

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肉片熟的差不多之後,把醃汁跟洋蔥全加進去一起炒,讓湯汁收到帶點濃稠狀就可起鍋了。

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完工。

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這菜真的超級下飯的。

2008-08-20

In Between

Linkin Park - In Between



let me apologize to begin with
let me apologize for what i'm about to say
but trying to be genuine
was harder than it seemed
and somehow i got caught up in between

let me apologize to begin with
let me apologize for what i'm about to say
but trying to be someone else
was harder than it seemed
and somehow i got caught up in between

between my pride and my promise
between my lies and how the truth gets in the way
the things i want to say to you
get lost before they come
the only thing that's worse than one is none

let me apologize to begin with
let me apologize for what i'm about to say
but trying to regain your trust
was harder than it seemed
and somehow i got caught up in between

between my pride and my promise
between my lies and how the truth gets in the way
the things i want to say to you
get lost before they come
the only thing that's worse than one is none
the only thing that's worse than one is none

and i cannot explain to you
in anything i say or do or plan
fear is not afraid of you
but guilt's a language you can understand
i cannot explain to you
in anything i say or do
but hope the actions speak the words they can

for my pride and my promise
for my lies and how the truth gets in the way
the things i want to say to you
get lost before they come
the only thing that's worse than one is

pride and my promise
between my lies and how the truth gets in the way
the things i want to say to you
get lost before they come
the only thing that's worse than one is none
the only thing that's worse than one is none
the only thing that's worse than one is none

2008-08-15

Paper Planes

M.I.A. - Paper Planes


[x2]
I fly like paper, get high like planes
If you catch me at the border I got visas in my name
If you come around here, I make 'em all day
I get one down in a second if you wait

[x2]
Sometimes I think sitting on trains
Every stop I get to I'm clocking that game
Everyone's a winner now we're making that fame
Bonafide hustler making my name

[x4]
All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And (KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your money

[x2]
Pirate skulls and bones
Sticks and stones and weed and bombs
Running when we hit 'em
Lethal poison through their system

[x2]
No one on the corner has swagger like us
Hit me on my burner prepaid wireless
We pack and deliver like UPS trucks
Already going hell just pumping that gas

[x4]
All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And (KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your money

M.I.A.Third world democracy
Yeah, I got more records than the K.G.B.
So, uh, no funny business

Some some some I some I murderSome I some I let go
Some some some I some I murderSome I some I let go

2008-08-12

Top Back (Remix)

T.I. - Top Back (Remix)




(featuring Young Jeezy, Young Dro, Big Kuntry & B.G.)
[Intro: Young Jeezy & T.I.]
Kream Dela Cream homey, top shelf ya know,i like my beat down low, down low, down low, down low,down low, down low, down low, i like my top let back, let backlet back, let back let back, let back, Ay holla if u like your
Cheaa you already know what dis shit is nigga, remix nigga, Mannie Fresh,T.I.P waddup nigga?, I gottcha nigga, i'm a show dees nigga what to do on you nigga...

[Verse 1: Young Jeezy]I let my chain hang low' get that thing up on my waist'all then haters talking reckless tell em say it to my face,can see a bankroll
yeah I almost caught a case
its the remix so Manny Fresh drop tha bassI say now 28 inches got me sitting so high
reach straight up through the clouds God Damn I'm in the sky
Got my 87 zone God dammit I'm fly
bet you anything wont nan nigga try itI push the look come wednesday' to drop that Monday
Ice cream Impala same color as a sundae,So u can miss me with that hatin and that he can't rap shit'
Tell 'em faggot ass niggas wrap they lips around my dick,God damn my money sick
Ay! I need to see a doctor,black on black bentley call it phantom of the Opera,Lemon lime drop top I call it a spritewhen I pull out the garage u can call it at night

[Hook: 2x]I like my beat down low and my top let backCan see me ridin 24's with a chopper in the back
Ya like ya Kenwood high and ya top let backIf ya rims sit high and ya windows pitch black

[Verse 2: Young Dro]DRO! My trunk gon break the damn lawI'm ridin through the hood with 8's a damn law,them 27's tall but them 8's are damn raw
bitches know they see the platinum is grey like grand paspray the chevy all kinda sour apple colors,diamonds up in my charm look like piny apple suckasteck 9 for some mack 90 for others'leave the weapon on Bucatti's I got on my Dannie Glovers,Naah' this aint a movie but I shot 4 brothers
And plus I gotta chevelle that flop 4 colorsCars without the covers' my beat down low, I let my rims sit highI'm tha best thing blowing now Dro!!

[Hook: 2x]I like my beat down low and my top let back
Can see me ridin 24's with a chopper in the backYa like ya Kenwood high and ya top let back
If ya rims sit high and ya windows pitch black

[Verse 3: Big Kuntry King]I got my treble up high and my beat down low,I don't slam no door's, hop in where the roof go,what I need a roof for replace it with the skystreets be mine with that Georgia on my mind,I ride in the wetest paint, like i'm surfing on a title wavecocaine whip yeah straight out the microwaveman in tha trunk sound like the man knocking,5 pass rocking with stacks in my pockets

[Verse 4: B.G.]I got money in my pocket and mind on moreto hear myself think I like my beat down low,cigarello full of dro and tha chevy 2 toned
it's sittin on chrome that's how I get my roll on'Gotta dip through the hood you know Gizzle keep it realI see some hot girls so i'm a turn it up a lillet them bounce to tha music' ba-ba bounce to the beatthe top down hop in and ride with a G

[Hook: 2x]I like my beat down low and my top let back
Can see me ridin 24's with a chopper in the backYa like ya Kenwood high and ya top let back
If ya rims sit high and ya windows pitch black

[Verse 5: T.I.]Even though I like my beat down low and my top let back,Chrome feet down low and my impala wet back
Ditch-e-dash hit the gas tell them niggas check that,make them bitches sit back wofers give em wetcast,coming down in a chevy motor sound like it very tight,it is u can tell i hear the tire yelling er'laneand the way they ain't kicking i bet you could still hear it
Loaf of bread i cut it up i bet i get left feel here, Okay my money real big, choppers is still here,they catch me with it fuck it i'm doing my lil bitand my drop top ridin with my glock cock ridin
I'm looking for them niggas'where they at stop hiding heyy!!!

[Ontro: T.I.]now dats a mothafuckin' remix nigga........

2008-08-11

[硬漢廚房] 日式炸豬排

我得很肯定的說PTT的cookclub板對住在外面得自己開伙的人真的是太好用了。

最近想吃炸豬排,可是又懶得出門去花錢。看看板上的文章之後,材料買一買就自己動手來了。

材料:

里脊肉
蛋一枚
沙拉油
麵粉
麵包粉

那天剛好要去日本超市,想說既然要做日式的,那就「日」到底好了。順手就抓了日本的麵包粉跟所謂的無菌豬肉。

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作法:

1.
裡脊肉沾一層麵粉
建議拿一個密封袋將肉和麵粉裝入甩一甩會比較快,也好收拾

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甩完之後長這樣

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2.
將蛋加入幾滴沙拉油打成蛋汁
看PTT上說這樣等一下下鍋炸蛋汁的黏力會比較強,麵包粉比較不會散

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肉過蛋汁

3.

肉過蛋汁之後,裹上麵包粉

炸豬排要好吃,一個關鍵就是麵包粉不能省

所以肉裹完第一次麵包粉之後,我在過一次蛋汁跟再上一次麵包粉

我還在上面壓了幾下,確定麵包粉牢牢的裹住肉片

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4.

熱油

先大火加熱,準備下鍋炸時轉至中火再炸

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5.

收工

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其實一開始我很擔心會失敗,不過其實還蠻成功的,嘿嘿

我還特地買了日本的Bulldog豬排醬來搭配

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好爽呀

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哇哈哈哈

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…呃

借過一下好嗎?

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2008-08-10

HIN Bikini Fashion Show & Miss HIN Contest

昨天運氣還不錯,這兩場Show我都排到在很前面的位子。

所以雖然是用DC而已,我覺得拍出來的畫質看起來都還OK。

其實上台的Model不是很正,不過有夠敢賣肉的,嘿嘿…

 

Bikini Fashion Show

Pt.1

Pt.2

 

Miss HIN Contest

Pt.1

Pt.2

HIN: Nightshift @ Pomona

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今天真的,我只剩一句話可說…

幹他媽的我愛死HIN啦!!!!!

真的,這個車展真的是五告讚!

我今天下午四點多到時本來還在暗罵這種熱死人的鳥天氣,我大概撐到六點我就要閃了,結果…

我他媽的看到快十點才回家!!!!

對,我走了六個小時呀!!!!

不再多廢話,趕快來看照片。

依照之前那篇HIN@LA的慣例先來看車:

我本身是開Scion tC的,所以

當然先來點Scion軍團的照片:

tC

xB

xB

xB

tC

tC

tC w/ Subs

tC w/ Subs

tC

tC

xB

xB w/ Subs

tC

tC

機車的顏射管算三洨…來看這台xB改竹槍式的排氣管

Mad Pipes

What the fuck...

Joker xB

Joker xB

Joker xB

Hot Import Night嘛!關鍵字就是IMPORT!這次雖然也有以Mustang為首的為數不少的美國肌肉車軍團,但本著IMPORT的精神,我全部放鳥啦!

好,接下來就來看甩尾勁旅。

IS 300

240SX

RX7 w/ Q45 HIDs

RX7 w/ Q45 HIDs

350Z

350Z

NSX

RX7

RX7

RX7

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S14

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SC 300

SC 300

Z32

Z32

除了FR之外,4WD的公路暴走戰隊當然也不可能缺席,不過這次我都沒看到Impreza就是了…

EVO IX

EVO IX

EVO X

EVO X

EVO X

EVO V

EVO V

正當我在納悶怎麼沒有看到Impreza時,轉過頭一看到這幾台車,我也不太想管Impreza了說真的…

GT-R 34

GT-R 34

GT-R Line Up

GT-R Line Up

GT-R 32

GT-R 33

GT-R 33

GT-R 33

GT-R 33

連Z30,老GT-R跟一堆同年代RX3之類的勁車都出現啦!!!!美國人好瘋喔!

Z30

Z30

GT-R

GT-R

GT-R

GT-R

GT-R

Old Cars

Old Cars

Old Cars

Old Cars

RX3

RX3

後來又看到了一台會讓台灣車迷口水流滿地的車

Civic Type-R

Type-R

Type-R

Type-R

接下來就是一些我覺得以主題性來說在HIN不重要的車

Ghost Buster電影用過的Echo 1

Ghost Mobile

Ghost Mobile

大改Cayanne

Caynne

Line Up

Lowrider

Lowrider Icecream Truck

Lowrider Icecream Truck

我知道你是Lambo但…

Lambo

Lambo

Lambo

Lambo

Lambo

改很大的R6

Yamaha R6

Yamaha R6

Yamaha R6

完了嗎?

你太嫩了,快繼續往下看啊!

有看過前一篇HIN@LA的人就知道,除了車以外,HIN MODELS也是一定要讓自己值回一下票價的重點,所以…

(附帶一提,HIN BIKINI FASHION SHOWMISS HIN CONTEST的片段過幾天會上傳,請期待)

HIN Models

HIN Model

HIN Model

HIN Model

HIN Model

HIN Model

HIN Model

什麼?!才這幾張?

當然不可能!這些都是個人照,接下來才是真正的閃光彈殺招!哇哈哈哈!

HIN Model

Me and Miss HIN

HIN Model

當然這幾個人我是不會滿足的。

在上一次HIN之旅中大受本參訪團好評的Chelsie Lynn跟KT So,這次Pomona理所當然也出席了,這個機會當然不可能放過。

因為KT So真的太熱門了,所以我先去拍Chelsie:

Chelsie Lynn

Chelsie Lynn

剛好這邊一拍完KT So攤位馬上出現空檔

KT So

KT So

KT So and Miss HIN

這張真的超正的,可惡...

KT So

後來他給了我這個

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KT So受訪:

KT So

KT So

接下來真的是今天的重頭戲,

照理說這兩個MODEL我是一定要合照的。但是根據觀察加上上次吃過的悶虧,KT So不買照片的話死也不會跟你照相,更別說是聊天了。

可見這女人真的是很拜金業績壓力很大。所以我就試看看Chelsie這邊的運氣…

他果然馬上就答應了好棒喔!!!!!

Me and Chelsie Lynn

這張拍完之後我覺得有點鳥,問他可不可以重拍一張?原本以為會被打槍,想不到他居然說

“好啊!你要拍幾張都可以”

“好啊!你要拍幾張都可以”

“好啊!你要拍幾張都可以”…

Me and Chelsie Lynn

拍完這張之後,我真的不敢相信會發生這樣的事…

(連我自己都覺得很唬爛,但我發誓這都是真的啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!

他跟我說...

“…我是不是在那邊見過你?”

我後來就Show手機裡我跟他在之前HIN拍過的照片,他笑著說”對嘛!我就覺得你髮型很眼熟”

然後我們就聊了快五分鐘,當時我深深感受到附近在等拍照的人群跟其他一起去的朋友憤怒的眼光…

當然該可以多拍的照還是得拍。

媽的我真的是豁出去了

Me and Chelsie Lynn

Me and Chelsie Lynn

Me and Chelsie Lynn

Me and Chelsie Lynn

當然人家對我這麼好,我也是要照顧人家一下生意

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我其實覺得他可能希望我被砍,為什麼呢?

因為在他幫我簽名的時候,他又當著一堆應該已經很怒的人對我說:

“你有沒有我E-mail?照片要寄給我唷!”

拜託,我怎麼可能會有…

“啊?!你沒有啊?那你等一下再過來找我,我先忙一下這邊的再留MAIL給你”

我真的覺得會被砍…,但是搞不好他耍我也說不一定。

然後我就拿到這個

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背面真的有他的Email,而且不是什麼HIN.com這種公司信箱…

我明天應該要去找個慈善組織捐點錢。